Hey, I want to perform for you! Please send me your info and I will do my best to get back to you in a reasonable amount of time. Of course, please realize I'm a comedian so I like to sleep in. Also, I'm kind of lazy. And technology is kind of scary to me. But if you take those things into account, I should get back to you real soon! Also, I have a kid in college and I need the money, so if you're thinking about booking me or someone else, you know, not trying to guilt you into anything but I CAN USE THE MONEY!